BenChampagne on Nostr: Well then I will tell one! When I was 19 on the Fourth of July, I went to a party in ...

Well then I will tell one!

When I was 19 on the Fourth of July, I went to a party in the next town over in an unfamiliar area. Got directions to the house. Had a few drinks, party was meh, left. Reversed directions on the way home. No idea that one of the streets was a one way. Of course cop is heading down it the other direction when I realize and look to pull a U-turn.

Instant flashing lights.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Yes sir, I was just headed home from a house down here and reversing the directions I got to get there, didn't realize this was a one way until I was on it and saw the cars on both sides"

"Ok, license and registration."

Takes what seems like forever to get the registration out of the sleeve. Thinking to myself, I'm getting a DUI for two beers...

As soon as I hand it to him, two niggers from a third floor balcony start firing off fireworks. A lot of them.

"Just follow the street to the end and be careful for oncoming traffic." As he hands me my stuff back.

Thanks, niggers.