Ohio has had record rainfall of late. So, my lawn has been soaked and uncuttable.
Part of it was dry enough to cut yesterday, but it was going to rain again. So I was rushing. I got about 40% of my yard down to a reasonable level, and was using the string trimmer to clean up around the house.
The grass and weeds were so high, it jammed the trimmer, jerked it out of my hand, and pulled it into the brand new siding on my house. Left a decent dent.
I screamed out, "son of a mother fucking christ nachos!"
I've been using nachos in my profanity pretty heavily ever since.
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2024-05-08 14:00:20
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