Azzmador on Nostr: I no longer identify as a landlubber. My pickup is legally a seagoing privateer ...

I no longer identify as a landlubber. My pickup is legally a seagoing privateer vessel, and I am her captain.

This exempts me from statutory, common, and admiralty law.

I am only governed by the Maritime Salvage Laws.

I am a free man on the seven seas.

SALVAGE IS NOT LOOTING