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Ever since I finished reading Margaret Killjoy's "The Sapling Cage", I have been trying to get more in tune with my witch side, and I have realized that I already know quite a few good spells. Here are some of the spells I have tried out and used successfully lately. Reply with your favorite spells!
/To aid in disobeying orders given by leftists/
"And what will happen if I don't?" Conduct this spell by standing very still and alert, refusing to move, and making eye contact with the authority figure. Performed well, they will scurry away in rage and bewilderment.
/To allievate an awkward encounter at a traffic intersection/
Reach for the stack of bills or supplies you have kept in your basket for this situation. Roll down your window and state, "Can I give you this and a few bucks?" It's important to use the word "bucks". The word "currency" holds less magic.
/To defeat a traveling proselytizer for an imperial official/
Glancing over your shoulder, quickly interrupt the proselytizer with the words, "I'm sorry, I need to take my casserole out of the oven. You've already got my vote, good luck!" Follow this by closing the door. Substitute the name of a local dish for "casserole" if needed.
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