IT on Nostr: Open skyrim. Who tf are you?! Oh God! Oh yeah, that's right. I lost my man servant ...
Open skyrim.
Who tf are you?!
Oh God!
Oh yeah, that's right.
I lost my man servant and became a lesbian.
I didn't want him anyway, I wanted sven... (forever my skyrim boo) but I fucked that up because of the drama with his other lady.
Where the fuck are we?!
Oh God, are we in a dungeon?
Are we in a fucking dungeon?!
Did I -- I would -- I didn't -- did I?
No?
Omg where are we?!
Don't let me touch anything!
I'm probably at max.
You're probably at max too just carrying my booty.
Shit.
😭 I don't know where I am!
I don't know what mission I'm on!
Ooh look!
A door! ^_^
Opens door.
Dead bodies everywhere.
Still clothed.
Yupp, I've been here... and I must be at max weight if there's things unpillaged.
Goddammit it...
I guess I'll just go in the opposite direction then.
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