"Why not shill monero as a better solution for "private spending" alongside a #Bitcoin hodl stash?"
That's literally all I do lol
Yes, spend with Monero, and if you speculate Bitcoin will continue to outperform everything, save in Bitcoin
trocador.app is probably the easiest/quickest (Uses CEXs, but no-KYC)
P2P Platforms:
https://agoradesk.com/
https://hodlhodl.com
DEXs:
https://bisq.network/
https://learn.robosats.com/
Atomic Swaps:
https://unstoppableswap.net/
https://code.samourai.io/wallet/comit-swaps-java/-/releases
https://basicswapdex.com/