Thornksgiving 🥀 on Nostr: if, as you claim, you did not have a baddie over lant night, what am i meant to make ...

if, as you claim, you did not have a baddie over lant night, what am i meant to make of the slapping sound i heard in the nethers of hhe night? and as i can not see her nursing a slighted posterior, what am i to assume other than your own wounded behind?