EVERYONE: We gotta save salmon
US ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS: Ok we'll build a giant fish vacuum
TRIBES: Why not just open up the dams
ARMY CORPS: We have to save the power companies!
POWER COMPANIES: No, you really don't
ARMY CORPS: FISH VACUUM
CONGRESS: Maybe u should look into shutting down the dams
ARMY CORPS: Our FISH VACUUM only costs $1.9 BILLION AND DOESN'T WORK LET'S GOOOOO
TRIBES: “Killing salmon to lose money deserves a deeper analysis.” (actual quote)
https://www.propublica.org/article/willamette-river-salmon-dams-usace?utm_source=comms&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=comms
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