Only own a home
If you have nothing better to do
Putter around the garden
Weed and mow the monoculture
Repair the doorknob, the toilet, the sink
Clean the rain gutters every few months
Pull down dead branches from the tree
That the city insists you never cut down
Paint the fence, the deck, the carport
Never mind the time wasted
Buying tools, repair kits and paint
But think of all the money you'll save!
While you're at it, dig your own grave
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