âAnd donât give me that âgovernment will ban itâ nonsense. These people canât even ban TikTok without holding twelve hearings and a sĂ©ance.â
quotingđ„THE GREAT AMERICAN MELTDOWN: WHY BITCOIN IS YOUR LAST EXIT RAMPđ„
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Let me paint you a picture, and itâs not in oils, itâs in blood, grease, and whatever chemical is in those Dollar General-brand meatballs your cousin microwaves before putting on his Walmart apron.
The American lower-middle class is dead.
Not dying. Not struggling.
Dead.
Itâs propped up by credit cards, payday loans, government cheese, and the vague hope that their kid becomes a TikTok star before they hit puberty and get diagnosed with six mental illnesses and a pot addiction.
Youâve got two parents working full time - one of them making $16.50 an hour pretending to care that someoneâs DoorDash is cold, and the other stacking shelves under fluorescent lights next to a sign that says âWeâre a Family Here.â
No youâre not. Youâre a barely sentient barcode scanner with IBS and untreated dental issues.
Theyâve got $70 in their checking account, a $2,500 balance on a Capital One card with a 31.99% APR, and theyâre trying to raise three kids on expired cereal and motivational quotes printed on tea towels.
But sure - letâs keep pretending this is the greatest country on Earth.
âJust buy a home!â they said.
Yeah, with what? Pocket lint and unfulfilled dreams?
Housing prices have done more blow than Hunter Biden.
The median home is now a seven-figure shrine to despair that comes with a $4,000 mortgage and a nest of wasps in the attic.
And then youâve got your 401(k), which is essentially a rigged Chuck E. Cheese arcade.
The returns are fake, the prizes suck, and the whole thing ends when the Fed spins the money printer like a DJ with Parkinsonâs.
And letâs not even talk about Social Security. By the time Gen Z hits retirement age, theyâll be getting their benefits in Arbyâs coupons.
So whatâs the plan, America? Just keep voting for whichever ventriloquist dummy is least drooling on the mic while the Federal Reserve slurps your savings into a black hole of monetary fraud?
ENTER: BITCOIN.
Bitcoin is not a tech stock. Itâs not a scam.
Itâs not some NFT your cousin Chad made of a monkey vaping.
Bitcoin is the last goddamn exit ramp off this flaming clown car of fiat despair.
Bitcoin is monetized truth. Itâs thermodynamic capital. It is time - compressed, encrypted, and immutably etched into the fabric of cyberspace with the wrath of a vengeful God who finally got sick of your bank overdraft fees.
While your local bank is busy locking you out of your $120 savings account for âunusual activityâ because you bought gas and a sandwich in the same hour, Bitcoin doesnât ask questions.
It doesnât inflate your money supply by 40% and then blame you for ânot budgeting correctly.â It just works.
There are no bailouts in Bitcoin. No lobbyists. No Jerome. No Wall Street Muppets pulling liquidity levers while you sit on hold with Wells Fargo wondering why your rent check bounced.
Bitcoin is the vault, and itâs open to anyone smart enough to realize the old system is the Titanic and the iceberg was 2008.
And donât give me that âgovernment will ban itâ nonsense. These people canât even ban TikTok without holding twelve hearings and a sĂ©ance.
You think theyâre going to stop a decentralized, borderless monetary network defended by every disillusioned coder, cyberpunk libertarian, and Venezuelan grandma with a smartphone?
No. Bitcoin will eat them. Just like itâll eat the dollar, the banks, and the hollowed-out husk of American middle-class life that now resembles a gas station sushi roll with a mortgage.
You want dignity? You want sovereignty?
You want to actually own something that doesnât decay like your quality of life?
Then get off fiat. Get out of the clown car. Buy Bitcoin.
Or keep believing in the dream while eating expired ravioli and Googling âhow to get a second job that doesnât make me want to die.â
Your move.
Adam Livingston on X.
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