I'm excited to announce the launch of my new crypto coin, $RETARD.
I've spent weeks working with the jews to set up a foundation in the Cayman Islands.
The SEC can suck my nuts because I'll be promptly dumping half of the 60% of the coins in my wallet as soon as it launches, and the remaining 40% will go to the Cayman foundation which will then sell the coins and pay me, Shlomo, and the asian a salary.
This is all legit.
I'm just here to have fun. 😉😜 Hawk tuah, spit on that thang!!!
Matt Hamilton /
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2024-12-05 19:03:59
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