📢 As someone who has been a programmer for a long time, here are some facts for you:
✅ Agile sucks
✅ TDD sucks
✅ Scripting languages suck
✅ Microservices suck
✅ "Clean Code" sucks
✅ Devops sucks
✅ Pair coding sucks
✅ Code reviews suck
✅ Front-end development sucks
✅ Unit tests suck (and proves nothing)
✅Code coverage sucks (and proves nothing)
✅Modern programming jobs consists of actually programming maybe 10% of the time, and suck
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