#ToddlerDnD
Parental actions that come with an immediate alignment check:
- Introducing the child to the Muppet version of Ode to Joy (sung by Beaker)
- Putting the batteries BACK into the whining toy dog
- Turning the jets on while the kid is in the bathtub
- "Glitter is fun"
- Cocomelon
- Quoting your toddler during sexy talk with spouse
If the check fails, your alignment automatically moves to Chaotic.
#ttrpg #parenting #DnD
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág /
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2024-04-21 16:49:04
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