Matt Hamilton on Nostr: Hear-ye, hear-ye. The King has declared it compulsory to make fun of people with ...
Hear-ye, hear-ye. The King has declared it compulsory to make fun of people with un-oiled boots. Henceforth, if thou dost see people with light tan leather, thout shalt laugh at them and call them homosexual retards.
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