GE starts now!
#4
In 2020, Zoom-fatigued Gen Z couple Mia and Ethan, holed up in their tiny Brooklyn apartment, stumbled into Bitcoin during the COVID lockdown chaos. Ethan, a TikTok-scrolling dreamer, saw a “Crypto Bro” rant about Bitcoin hitting $10,000. “It’s a scam, like those masks we’re forced to wear,” Mia scoffed, adjusting her tie-dye sweatband. But boredom and a $600 stimulus check led them to buy, buy, buy their cash into one Bitcoin via a sketchy app called Wallet of Satoshi. They promptly lost the login in a haze of sourdough baking and forgot about it.
In 2027, their cousin, a nosy hacker named Zoe, found their old phone in a thrift store donation pile. “Yo, you’re crypto OGs!” she texted, cracking their password (“QuarantineSux420”). That Bitcoin was now worth $80,000. The mystery of their lost investment unraveled, sparking a family group chat meltdown. Mia, now a “Bitcoin Bee” influencer, pushed to HODL, while Ethan dreamed of a VR gaming rig.
They held tight, investing in more Bitcoin and green startups, building a trust fund. By 2060, their great-grandkids reaped the rewards: one became a Martian colony architect, another funded a global clean-water initiative. The couple’s accidental fortune, born in a pandemic haze, grew into billions. Mia and Ethan, now graying TikTok legends, laughed over their “scam” that paid off, still bickering over who picked the password. Their legacy? A dynasty sparked by a stimulus check, a forgotten phone, and a wild bet on digital gold.
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