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2023-09-06 09:47:11

bitcoinaz on Nostr: DO NOT EVER put oregano oil on your face and rub it in‼️ That was last night and ...

DO NOT EVER put oregano oil on your face and rub it in‼️
That was last night and now i'm wondering how the hell am i going to show up at my job and what should i say when they ask what happened to half of my face.

I thought it's my vitamin C+retinol bottle, all those fuckin' little drops bottles look the same in the dark.
Good thing i don't have an LSD drops bottle in my fridge, now i would have been in the news proclaiming i am God.

Anyway i might have accidentally discovered a new torture method, if any of you spooks read this, i highly recommend it, way better than waterboarding, it's like having your face ripped off, send zaps if you're gonna use on your victims.

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