- "Hello, this is your FODMAP guts. Are you home?"
- Me: uh...
- "Yeah, well, just to make sure: you did have a fresh Caesar salad for dinner, right?"
- Me: uh yeah...
- "And you do remember we don't really like gluten, right? As in, little croutons in the salad?"
- Me: uh oh...
- "I am afraid we need you to remember that, which is what we are going to apply a little pressure... Right... About... Now!"
- Me: AaAAarggaaarrgh! š«
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