Yellow Snowman on Nostr: A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have gold toilets?” ...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have gold toilets?”
“What? Are toilets made of gold? What are you speaking about?”
“Look, I got extremely wasted last night, but the only thing I remember is peeing in a golden toilet.”
The bartender says, “Ok, first, no we don’t have golden toilets. Secondly, hey Morty, I found the guy that pissed in your tuba!
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