Someone on Facebook chastised me for using 100% lard in my pie crust yesterday.
If your idea of being helpful is pointing out to people that they are, in fact, INDULGING on the most indulgent day of the year:
You were the wienie hall monitor in school, weren’t you?
“You” rhetorically, of course. Because what I really mean is dickweed back there in the Facebook comments. I mean, no one likes you, dude.
Steffani Cameron /
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2023-12-26 01:49:16
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