The defendant's legal theory, like the man, was dull and bleary,
Only fit for a bitter, furious battle 'gainst our legal corps—
While he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of many wildly clapping, clapping at the courthouse door.
“’Innocence or guilt,” I muttered, “what news from the courthouse door—
Quoth the jury, "Thirty-four."
#TrumpGuiltyASongOrPoem #guilty #trumpGuilty
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