Kagan MacTane on Nostr: πΊπΈ US govt: Let's force telecom companies to put back doors in all their tech! ...
πΊπΈ US govt: Let's force telecom companies to put back doors in all their tech!
π§βπ» Every cybersecurity researcher everywhere: That's a horrifically bad idea; bad actors can use your backdoor as well.
πΊπΈ: La la la, can't hear you! *passes law*
π¨π³ Chinese hackers: Oh look, a backdoor! We can use that. π
πΊπΈ: Oh noes! π§ How could this possibly have happened?
π§βπ»: This is my shocked face. π
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