I have a new offer: make me CEO of your company. I won't cause any scandals, do anything stupid, or make any management decisions of any kind. I will attend no meetings, take no stock options, and require no living or moving allowance.
I'll just be a name plate on an empty office with a permanently locked door, so you can say you have a CEO who never causes trouble. I can do this job from home, and I won't charge you anywhere near the usual CEO rate of pay. You only have to pay me equal to the amount you get by taking your company's complete payroll, and averaging it out.
Yes, that means you will be paying me to do nothing. But you will be saving an awful lot of money versus hiring anyone else, and you get a guarantee that when there is a scandal or a sexual harassment suit or a technical disaster or a major international incident, I was nowhere near it. No other CEO candidate can promise you that level of guaranteed service. Not only that, I require no golden parachute, and you can fire me whenever you want for any reason, but no refunds will be given on paid-in-advance time on the contract.
If you need more, for additional pay, I will do social media appearances, video chat interviews with news agencies, and in-person appearances at events to give speeches and the like, but those cost a lot more and require you to pay for travel and hotel fees.
One year minimum commitment required, pay due up front each year.
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