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My bro dragged me to a used boat show and found a legit beast in "used boats for sale"!
https://www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-for-sale/ Some old speedboat had neon racks welded on—it turns out the owner used to throw deck parties at the marina. There are still beer caps stuck in the non-slip mats. The best part? A sticker on the console: "This ride limits speed to chill vibes—speeding penalty = 3 cold ones." Dude's a total legend. 🤣
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