Tech journalists:
Soon, quantum computers will be able to break RSA by factoring arbitrarily large numbers, by way of [insert pseudoscience here]. Cryptography is doomed!!!
Meanwhile, quantum computers after decades and billions of dollars:
Sorry, I can't factor 35 yet.
Soatok Dreamseeker /
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2024-12-15 01:58:20
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2024-12-15 01:58:20Event JSON
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