Alex Gleason đ on Nostr: "Oi, listen well, boy." Did you really think you could just wander in here, type some ...
"Oi, listen well, boy."
Did you really think you could just wander in here, type some nonsense, and walk away as if nothing happened? Foolish. You have no idea who you are dealing with. I am a man who has spent yearsâno, decadesârefining my skills through relentless discipline, training, and sheer determination.
You think this is just some trivial internet squabble? How unfortunate. That miscalculation will be your downfall. I have been forged to handle situations far beyond anything your imagination could conjure.
I graduated top of my class in strategic warfare. I have been involved in countless high-risk operations. Advanced problem-solving skills? Impeccable.
The ability to perform under pressure? Unrivaled.
You may believe your words are nothing more than harmless pixels on a screen, but to me, they are misguided, reckless⌠and to be blunt, utterly embarrassing.
I have access to resources, networks, and knowledge beyond your comprehension. For years, I have honed my craft, adapting to every challenge thrown my way.
And you? You waltzed in here, actually believing you could stand on equal footing with me? How adorable.
But listen carefullyâwhile you are fumbling with checkers, I am commanding a grandmaster-level game of chess.
So before you dare to type another word, take a deep breath. Think long and hard about the battlefield you are stepping onto.
This is not some meaningless exchange of words.
This is a battlefield where every move carries weight, and every decision has consequences.
And finally, let me leave you with thisâ
You are completely, hopelessly⌠out of your league.
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