We love the adversarial thinking!
Although you can mirror this same setup with the TBC web app. No KYC needed and you can maintain pseudonymity using LNAuth or Auth47 (PayNym).
Rather than repeat explanations here though, there's a couple of relevant posts shared below:
https://njump.me/nevent1qqszvvpnmwl9g0vc92jy78ssly0njk46agmmuss2jherykwnqgjtwjgppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsr4uv8hlsqjgxcwp52d0xll3y0fvjp68vzt9xd89g3ngcgjyzpv4qrqsqqqqqp7zcqxa