Whenever you see the words “ads”, “cryptocurrency”, “blockchain”, “web 3”, or “AI”, just replace them with “farts” and you’ll know whether you want them or not.
“Can the fediverse survive without farts?”
Yes, perfectly well.
“Will farts replace people?”
I hope not.
“The European Commission embraces farts.”
That’s unfortunate.
“This new startup wants to improve your life with farts.”
I’m good, thanks.
#SiliconValley #BigTech #farts #buzzword #bullshit #ads #adtech #blockchain #ai #web3
Aral Balkan /
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2023-08-07 06:31:12
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