Imagine this: Santa walks into a modern #jobinterview
1. HR: “Tell us about your work schedule.”
Santa: “I work one day a year.”
HR: “Sorry, we’re looking for someone who is always on”
2. HR: “How do you measure success?”
Santa: “I spread joy and happiness.”
HR: “We’re looking for measurable KPIs, like revenue growth or engagement metrics.”
3. HR: “What’s your delivery system?”
Santa: “Reindeer-powered sleigh.”
HR: “No AI? No automation? Not scalable.”
4. HR: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Santa: “Still doing the same thing.”
HR: “No leadership ambitions? That’s a red flag.”
5. HR: “How do you ensure data privacy for your naughty/nice list?”
Santa: “I know when you’re sleeping. I know when you’re awake.”
HR: “We’ll need to discuss GDPR compliance with legal...”
Santa wouldn’t survive a modern job interview.
But here’s the thing:
🎄 He has built the strongest personal brand in history.
🎁 He has mastered his niche.
🎅 And he’s the CEO of joy and magic.
The Big Takeaway:
It’s time to rethink how we define success.
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