If you get yourself into a car crash, don't try to flee the scene of the accident. If you do flee the scene of the accident, don't strip down naked. If you do strip down naked after fleeing the scene of the crash, don't go running around holding up highway traffic after. If you must do all of that, then have the decency to have the last name "Weiner".
https://www.seacoastonline.com/story/news/local/2025/03/10/naked-man-arrested-route-16-crash-dover-nh/82234688007/
#NewHampshire #Facepalm
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