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Dave on Nostr: How I orange-pilled a cop today. True story. Random guy approached me earlier and ...

How I orange-pilled a cop today.
True story.

Random guy approached me earlier and said:
“If you don’t mind what do you do for a living? You look so in shape & kinda different, I was just wondering what kind of job you have.”

Me: “Appreciate it, sir. I Bitcoin.”

Him: “What’s that exactly?”

Me: “I could ask you the same. What are you doing?”

Him: “I’m a cop.”

Me: “Shouldn’t you be the one in shape then? I could easily just run away from you.”

We both laughed.
(I wasn’t joking though.)

He ended up downloading Wallet of Satoshi. I sent him some sats.
His mind was blown.

Fast forward 30min.
We’re already deep in philosophy mode, talking about how to use his land to run solar-powered mining. ☀️🧡⛏️

We exchanged numbers.
The evolution continues.

Block height 893,752.

Tick tock.
Next cop orange-pilled.
Next block.

(Just a random German pleb and a random cop discussing solar mining)
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