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How I orange-pilled a cop today.
True story.
Random guy approached me earlier and said:
“If you don’t mind what do you do for a living? You look so in shape & kinda different, I was just wondering what kind of job you have.”
Me: “Appreciate it, sir. I Bitcoin.”
Him: “What’s that exactly?”
Me: “I could ask you the same. What are you doing?”
Him: “I’m a cop.”
Me: “Shouldn’t you be the one in shape then? I could easily just run away from you.”
We both laughed.
(I wasn’t joking though.)
He ended up downloading Wallet of Satoshi. I sent him some sats.
His mind was blown.
Fast forward 30min.
We’re already deep in philosophy mode, talking about how to use his land to run solar-powered mining. ☀️🧡⛏️
We exchanged numbers.
The evolution continues.
Block height 893,752.
Tick tock.
Next cop orange-pilled.
Next block.
(Just a random German pleb and a random cop discussing solar mining)
Published at
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