This is what a horse looks like when he’s happy you’re scratching him between the glutes.
Our favorite Holsteiner Noly is recovering nicely at the clinic after having all his front teeth pulled — upper and lower— owing to a degenerative condition. He was in a lot of pain, we hope this oral surgery, and the buttcrack scratches, will improve his worldview. Sadly, losing his chompers may impact his favorite hobby, which is stealth-biting people as a prank. Undoubtedly he will still try to gum everyone; stay tuned for a report on how bad that hurts.
#horses
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