You know, if I was seriously in nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq0vw8wdt2p2w3kcx8sqvd8t9yy88a6g2l498r78520zn7m6qcckuquzm9qs (nprofile…m9qs)'s glorious Alpha Complex, I’d probably give in to anxiety and despair so quickly that I'd be trying to commit clone advancement via troubleshooter as often as possible until I cleared my six-pack.
Alpha Complex being what it is, I'd probably end up instead the only High Programmer feeling capable of guilt and shame.