Satan's Retailer just emailed me that there were substitutions in my grocery order this morning and every muscle in my body tensed up that it was my moisturizer. I'm almost out of it.
Wonderful news, dear reader. It was just a different kind of deluxe mixed nuts. I didn't even see the one with hazelnuts in it. Hot diggity daffodil!
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