Marie Brennan on Nostr: Having repeatedly commented "that's a good tree" while out walking with my husband, I ...
Having repeatedly commented "that's a good tree" while out walking with my husband, I have
1) concluded that just as all puppers are good puppers, all trees are good trees, and
2) come up with a proposed Internet Classification Scheme:
cute lil' sapling = twee
thicc trunk = tronk
gnarled trunk = burly boi/burly gurl
tall 'n thin = skypole
REALLY tall = heckin' skypole
sequoia = cloud frend (choose your preferred misspelling)
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