A guy at work just came into the bathroom and stood at the urinal next to me. It became clear he was on a conference call whilst taking a piss.
That was weird enough, but he was going hands free.
By which I mean he was holding the phone and typing with both hands.
He's a lovely guy. Quite posh. But that was degenerate behaviour.
#LookMumNoHands
Mat Bradshaw /
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2025-05-13 16:21:37
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