Catching a plane is hard. You have like exactly *one* try.
If you arrive too early: You’re punished by waiting in a hostile environment lacking any privacy, comfortable seating or options to sleep. Water is 10$ per liter. And don’t you dare bring one milliliter too much!
If you arrive too late: Pay an infinite amount of money.
Whether you are on time or not depends on a lot of factors and you only see the traffic and congestion once you go to the airport. Or have experience. Good luck 🍀
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