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🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: NATIONAL ARCHIVES FINALLY ADMITS IT'S BEEN HIDING THE ALIEN EVIDENCE ALL ALONG
The National Archives just casually dropped a dedicated UFO/UAP section on its website, organizing all their secretive extraterrestrial documentation in one convenient location for conspiracy theorists and tinfoil hat enthusiasts.
The new portal features records from NASA, Air Force headquarters, and various military commands - because nothing says "nothing to see here" like creating a special alien filing system after decades of denial.
Next thing you know, Area 51 will have its own gift shop and the Pentagon will start selling "I Abducted An Alien And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt."
Source: National Archives, @RepLuna