We all know the downsides of the Cybertruck, let's look at the upsides:
- Efficient low-poly design for faster rendering both on and off the road.
- Centered instruments panel creates work for massage therapists.
- Handy built in slicing mechanism when camping or enacting yakuza punishment.
- Cool feature where the car can change its color when exposed to moisture, tho only once and always to rusty red/brown.
- Maximum anti-theft measures in that nobody will want to steal it.
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