npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a (npub1nxt…055a)
I told you that this shark design wouldn't fool the Coast Guard!
Don't worry. They won't drop depth charges unless they are sure what we are.
They dropped something. I heard it attach. It's probably a tracker.
We can jettison the drugs.
They'd still know. Should we surface and surrender?
Not yet. We still might get away.
Say, what's on the sonar? Let's try to get a visual.
It's a pod of Orcas. Lots of them. They're coming fast!
I just remembered. Orcas hate sharks!
Guitarsophist /
npub1ha…d80mk
2023-08-11 23:36:12
in reply to nevent1q…n674
Author Public Key
npub1hascl39gm6dmc7hdmsu0h67aa3nytdmwm4efupcm0um67n72xqgsgd80mkPublished at
2023-08-11 23:36:12Event JSON
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