Cop in your home, "Can I use your bathroom?"
You: No! I've watched thousands of hours of police procedurals. I know that's just a ruse to snoop!
Cop's partner: Wow. You are the first person to ever figure that out. Okay, we'll leave.
[Cops leave, get in car.]
1st Cop: Why did you tell him that?
2nd Cop: Would you prefer that I brought up your Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
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