Farley on Nostr: Mark Carney: From Printing Money to Printing Laws" The Scene: A dimly lit Tim ...

Mark Carney: From Printing Money to Printing Laws"

The Scene: A dimly lit Tim Hortons. A tired Canadian checks the news.

CANADIAN: "Wait… the guy who ran the Bank of England, then the Bank of Canada… is now PM? Isn’t that like making the arsonist fire chief?"

BITCOINER: "Always has been. 🔫"

CANADIAN: "But he ‘fixed’ the 2008 crisis—"

BITCOINER: "By stealing from your grandchildren. Now he’ll ‘fix’ the budget… by stealing from you."

CANADIAN: "Fuck."

BITCOINER: "Buy Bitcoin. Opt out. Before they ‘reset’ your savings into a CBDC point system."

(Silence. The sound of a loonie collapsing into a monetary black hole.)

MORAL: Central bankers don’t retire. They graduate.

#NoKeysNoFuture 🇨🇦⚡