There's this whore who's plaguing a relative of mine, I can't help but witness a failed business opportunity.
You take her on a car trip? Tell her the fuel costs is 5 times the real price, and offer to split the expense 50/50.
You take her out on a dinner date? Order and eat as much food as possible, then tell her you forgot to bring any money and that "if you could, please pay for both of us? 🥺"
Unfortunately this relative is not very smart. And unfortunately a fool as well. So this opportunity was not spotted by him. A giant L, if I dare say so myself.
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