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TALE OF RAT

MOVE INTO A PART MENT
ALL IS WELL
ONE NIGHT HEAR SCRATCHING IN THE WALL
HMMMM SQUIRRELS MUSTA GOT INTO THE SIDING
NOTHING NEXT DAY
THERES A BIG OLE VENT FLUSH WITH THE FLOOR, IN THE WALL BETWEEN SUPPLY CLOSET AND LIVING ROOM
LIKE EIGHT INCH BY THREE FOOT
WITHIN THE WEEK A FUNKY SMELL PERMEATES FROM THE VENT
IM THINKING OH SHOOT SOMETHING IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET
MOVE ALL THE CONTAINERS AND SHIT OUT
FUNK ONLY GETS WORSE
YESTERDAY AFTER WORK, RIP OUT THE GIANT VENT
BIG FUCKIN RAGGED EDGED HOLE IN THE DRYWALL AND OUT TO THE STUDS AND THERE'S A LITTLE BLACK AND WHITE COWPRINT EITHER RAT OR FULL SIZE HAMSTER OR SOMETHING
FUCKER RAN OFF FROM SOMEONE ELSE IN THE BUILDING AND GOT INTO THE WALL
VEEEEEERY UPSET ABOUT HOW THE WALL LOOKS INSIDE THAT VENT
AN PARMENT, SO CANT DO IMPROVEMENTS
BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE
IM GONNA DO SOMETHING TO THAT "VENT"
MAYBE EVEN JUST PLASTER ON SOME DRYWALL AND CLOSE IT UP AND TOSS THE VENT GRATES