"Ah hell, my software license expired."
"How do we fix it?"
"Well ever since the Electromagnetic Storms started up and the MAGA Copper Strip Bandits hit the infrastructure in between our outpost and the druid grove, we have to travel there physically for the wizard to manually provision us."
"Jesus. So the grove still has a working printer?"
"Oh god no, the wizard copies it character by character onto faded apocalypse-era newspapers. She's quite meticulous though, never copies it wrong."
Ian Campbell /
npub155…dnysn
2025-04-19 20:02:07
in reply to nevent1q…kg9h
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