Greg Knauss on Nostr: I can’t decide which stupid joke to tell about the Tenet Media indictment and ...
I can’t decide which stupid joke to tell about the Tenet Media indictment and Russian funding of right-wing commentators. Take your pick:
Seems like Putin puts a heavier emphasis on “idiot” than “useful.”
“I didn’t know that I was being funded by America’s enemies! I thought I was undermining democracy for free!”
I wish I could be the innocent victim of a crime that paid four hundred grand a month.
If someone were paying _me_ a hundred grand a week to betray my country, I’d buy a better hat.
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