The probabilities, either:
- this ROOMBA has escaped from a sad life of cleaning slave
- it wants to clean up the planet Earth
- it became independent #Skynet
- the firmware update was bugged #CROWDSTRIKE #Microsoft
- it want to fight with a Cybertruck not far from his home
Vingt Trois Seize 💎 /
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2024-07-20 00:38:42
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2024-07-20 00:38:42Event JSON
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