Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2023-03-02 18:01:04

hp on Nostr: me: “I would like to move to the U.S.” USI: “good luck bud” me: “where do I ...

me: “I would like to move to the U.S.”

USI: “good luck bud”

me: “where do I start?”

USI: “are you an engineer”

me: “nope..”

USI: “oh boy..”

me: “but i speak 5 languages”

USI: “don’t care, didn’t ask.”

Me: “so what do I do?”

USI: “well your job can sponsor you”

Me: “oh it’s that easy!!”

USI: “lol, relax it’s a lottery”

Me: “and is it hard to apply?”

USI: “Long, slow, and expensive”

Me: “and once I have a visa?
Can I have a greencard?”

USI: “sure if you wait 10 years”

Me: “This all sounds hard, can someone help?”

USI: “Yea, a lawyer, for thousands of dollars an hour”

Me: “alright nevermind”

USI: “that’s what I thought”
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