This woman has no children, and science tells us that, if that is the case, she has no reason to laugh,” Vance told supporters at a campaign rally in Michigan.
“It's almost as if no one told her that stepchildren aren't real children,” he said. - Andy Borowitz
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/jd-vance-struggles-to-explain-why?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR19y761UwbXN2c649mcEOloMiAJ4pstuquuQkPuRVoFn_YqrLEbJ0mRIiI_aem_KZMu2H3x6QRgyHBDmhbBEQ
Brian Jopek /
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2024-07-30 01:07:26
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