Richard on Nostr: š¢ As someone who has been a programmer for a long time, here are some facts for ...
š¢ As someone who has been a programmer for a long time, here are some facts for you:
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Agile sucks
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TDD sucks
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Scripting languages suck
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Microservices suck
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"Clean Code" sucks
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Devops sucks
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Pair coding sucks
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Code reviews suck
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Front-end development sucks
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Unit tests suck (and proves nothing)
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Code coverage sucks (and proves nothing)
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Modern programming jobs consists of actually programming maybe 10% of the time, and suck
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Agile sucks\nā
TDD sucks\nā
Scripting languages suck\nā
Microservices suck\nā
\"Clean Code\" sucks\nā
Devops sucks\nā
Pair coding sucks\nā
Code reviews suck\nā
Front-end development sucks\nā
Unit tests suck (and proves nothing)\nā
Code coverage sucks (and proves nothing)\nā
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