It’s the time of year when whenever I leave a chair, I turn around two seconds later and there’s a cat curled up on it, like he’s been there for hours. They just lurk behind me, ready to pounce as soon as I make a move. Like I’m some form of glorified seat warmer.
So if I get up briefly eg to make a drink, I now construct some sort of seat blocking device out of whatever is nearby, like a tower of books and controllers, which really pisses them off.
And this is how #cats drive you insane.
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